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That's the thing about Christmas.

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All you have to do is believe.

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Well, I believe

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- that I love you.
- What are we watching?

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It's a made-for-TV
Christmas movie called

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Single and Ready to
Kringle, and it's amazing.

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Yeah, well, a lot of plot holes, though.

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I mean, how does Derek
afford a chalet like that

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on a Christmas tree farmer's salary?

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And why is Holly quitting
her job in the city?

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- She was so driven.
- Oh, Jay, Holly wasn't

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- happy in the city.
- Mm.

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And Derek was an heir to
the North Pole fortune.

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Yeah, Holly wants to get
up on that North Pole.

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Please don't make
Christmas dirty, Trevor.

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It's pure and beautiful.

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And everyone loves it.

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Why Christmas decorations
in Thor's room?

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Thor hate Christmas.

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Well, almost everyone.

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Okay, so, apparently,
Thor hates Christmas.

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Oh, boy, that's not gonna
fly, not in Sam's house.

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Jay's right. Christmas is
not just a holiday to me.

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It's a season, it's a lifestyle.

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It's a coffee flavor that
she starts using in June.

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Christmas steals best part

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of Norse Yule Festival and make lame.

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Takes wise Odin, turn him
into stupid-faced fat man.

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Huh. Isn't that like that
cultural appropriation thing

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you're always saying is so bad, Sam?

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Uh, no, nope, I-I think
that this is different.

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How is different?

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Mock culture, cause Thor great pain.

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Well, you see, the thing is
that if you really look at it,

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then the point of Chris... Oh!

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They're about to get
on the candy cane train.

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This is my favorite part.

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Saved by the jingle bell.

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The... Not-not saved by the bell,

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but saved by the jinglebell.

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- Oh, I understood.
- Okay.

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? ?

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Okay, I just got a text
from Bela. She's pulling up.

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Can you believe it, Jay?

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We're hosting friggin'
Christmas at our house.

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This is the dream.

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Yeah, well, it's just my sister

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and probably a bag of
her laundry, but sure.

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Hey, Sam, I just want to say
that even though Bela is my ex,

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I promise things will not get weird.

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Okay, "ex" feels a
little strong for someone

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who doesn't live on the same
plane of existence as you.

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The point is, she's a great girl,

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she deserves to be happy,

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and I want her to find somebody.

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- Hey!
- Merry Christmas!

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Hey.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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Hey there. Hi.

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Oh, I hope it's okay I
brought someone. This is Eric.

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- Well, hello, Eric.
- Hello.

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Hi. I'm Bela's brother, Jay.

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Great. Great, Jay.

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Who's this schmuck?

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You just said you wanted
her to meet somebody.

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Yeah, but not bring him here.

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She knows I haunt this
house. This is just rude.

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Ugh. My car got booted
and I needed a ride.

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Turns out, if you park
at a Dunkin' Donuts

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for more than two weeks,
they will take action.

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Well, it's Christmas,
so the more, the merrier.

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Welcome, Eric.

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- Oh, thanks.
- It's great to have you. Um,

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should I be making
up a second room or...

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Yeah, are you guys...

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That's an unfortunate hand gesture.

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Oh. Oh God.

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Oh, God, no.

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- Okay, she's not into him.
- Oh, no.

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We've just been friends forever.

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Can you even imagine, Eric?

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No.

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- Ugh. This poor guy.
- No.

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May I use your restroom?

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Probably needs to check to see
if his man parts are still there.

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Of course. It's just back
there behind the tree.

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He seems nice. What does he do?

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Oh, he's an architect.

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He actually owns his own firm.

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They just did the new
wing at the hospital.

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A cute, successful
architect, and he's single?

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Yeah. And, honestly, I think

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he might have a little thing for
me, but I'm just not into him.

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- Why not?
- Too stable? Too nice?

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- Too normal?
- I don't know.

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He's just, like, always there
for me, doing anything I need.

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He's, like, always
driving me to the airport.

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He's helped me move, like, four times.

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What a monster.

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Well, the holidays have a
funny way of helping you see

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what's been right in front
of your face all along.

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Thank you, but I don't
think I need any help

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when it comes to men.

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By the way, is Trevor around?

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Aw, she asked about me.

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Okay. Uh, Jay, if you
could point us to the rooms,

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I'll grab the bags.

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Oh, I'll help. It's
just right up the stairs.

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Oh, great, and then,

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I'm making everybody Christmas cookies.

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Yeah, definitely don't
give this guy a chance.

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Sorry.

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Your little matchmaking
attempt didn't bear any fruit.

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Oh, no. I'm not deterred.

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Just wait till I sprinkle a
little bit of reindeer dust,

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and then it's gonna be
just like a Christmas movie.

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What the hell, Sam? You
don't have to fix her up

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- right in front of my face.
- You're right, Trevor.

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That was insensitive of me.

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It's just that he seems like a nice guy,

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and you don't have a body.

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Ooh.

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Okay, well, I'm still a person.

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Are you? Are we?

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I actually don't know.

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That is a complicated question.

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How about "Jingle Bells"?

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Let's do "Silent Night."

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No, no, no, it should
be "White Christmas."

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What are you guys doing?

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Oh, brainstorming song ideas.

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It's gonna be our present
for Sam on Christmas morning.

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We're calling our little group

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Alberta and the Christmas Cookies.

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We hadn't really landed on that yet.

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It's Alberta and the Christmas Cookies.

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- And we have a name.
- Isaac, did you see the mistletoe?

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Are you gonna bring Nigel by

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for a special holiday treat?

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Oh, well, I would, but...

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I wouldn't want to be too insensitive

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to others by flaunting my happiness.

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What are you talking about?

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Well, I hesitate to bring
this up in present company,

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but there was the face-palm incident

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between Pete and Alberta.

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Oh, right.

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When Pete tried to kiss Alberta

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and then she palmed his
face like a basketball.

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Yeah, that was hard to watch.

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I was told to be proud.

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In any case, I'm okay.
Don't hold back for me.

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Well, we're not really
ones for public displays.

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Okay, but how's it going in private?

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Well, we're not really
big on private displays.

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So, y'all haven't kissed yet? At all?

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- That is correct.
- Isaac, it's been months.

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I would've slept with him
and his bass player by now.

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Well, we're moving at our own pace.

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Doesn't sound like you're moving at all.

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- Oh.
- Whew.

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Man, when Pete's slamming your sex life,

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that is not a place you want to be.

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- Agreed.
- I don't owe any of you an explanation. Hmm?

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So, uh, bass player, huh?

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Incredibly nimble fingers.

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- Ooh.
- I played the oboe.

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Cool.

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What's wrong, Trevor?

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It's just this whole thing with Bela.

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Seeing her again has brought
up a lot of old feelings.

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I actually like her. And she likes me.

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And now I have to watch Sam
set her up with this dweeb.

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What does he have that I don't?

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A body. Big whoop.

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- Hmm.
- What?

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Well...

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No. It's crazy.

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No. What? Say it.

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Well, we know from Hetty and Jay

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how a ghost can possess a person, right?

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Yeah.

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And Bela did say that Eric would
do basically anything she asked.

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Oh, my God, Sass, you're saying

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that I possess Eric
so I can be with Bela?

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That's exactly what I'm saying.

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Sass, you're a genius.

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Hey, I don't know if
this will be successful.

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But if it is, it'll
be the greatest thing

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I've ever been a part of.

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We're sending you where
no ghost has gone before.

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- Inside Eric.
- Inside Eric.

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Hey. What's going on here?

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Sam is attempting to recreate a scene

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from Single and Ready to Kringle,

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in which Derek and Holly fall in love

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while building a
gingerbread house together.

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Just get 'em drunk, Sam.

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Oh, uh, I should check on some laundry,

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but if you two feel like having
a frosting fight or anything,

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don't worry about the mess.

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Oh. That's nice.

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Yes! They left the iPad open.

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Uh, what are you two knuckleheads up to?

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Look, it's groundbreaking.
That's all you need to know.

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Oh, come on, man. We're
cool. We're not gonna narc.

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Fine. We're texting Bela

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to see if she'll convince Eric
to let me possess him for a day

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so that she and I can
finally be together.

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This is the greatest thing I ever heard.

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One small step for a ghost,

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one giant leap for ghost kind.

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- Yes.
- Okay, Trevor, do your thing.

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- Oh, first one's always a little off.
- Okay.

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Take your time, take
your time, take your time.

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You got it, you got it, you got it.

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Operation Boyfriend
for Bela is underway.

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Samantha, I was watching
Bodices and Barons

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and he changed the
channel. Admonish him.

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- Sparks flying?
- Not yet. Phase one: start off wholesome.

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Then we turn the heat up
with phase two: ice skating.

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Okay, babe, if you want
to turn up the heat,

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have Eric go outside and chop some wood.

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- Why?
- Because Bela loves these videos.

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She sends them to the family thread.

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This is a lumberjack from Maine

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- Oh, yeah.
- with 300,000 followers.

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This one's really thick.

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Oh, my.

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Oh, my.

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Do another. Do it now.

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Wait. I'm on the family thread.

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Why haven't I seen these?

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Yeah, there's another family thread.

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Champa calls it the Core Group.

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Hey. Sam not core group in own family.

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Very funny.

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What's the Skittle?

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Our doorknob.

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Oh.

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And... sent.

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Oh, my God, we have contact.

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Ooh. She's smiling. That's good.

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All right, everybody, just calm down.

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She's typing.

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Ooh, the, uh, the
marshmallow could be like

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the smoke coming out of our chimney.

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- Hang on a sec.
- Yes.

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Holy hell.

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She said yes! This is incredible!

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And we are now ready to receive mail.

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Congrats, Teddy Bear on a rainbow.

253
00:09:27,902 --> 00:09:29,687
You have made the Christmas tree.

254
00:09:29,817 --> 00:09:31,776
This not Christmas tree.

255
00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:34,822
This tree of Balder, god of sun!

256
00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:37,999
You desecrate my culture, small man.

257
00:09:39,392 --> 00:09:41,307
Whoa.

258
00:09:41,437 --> 00:09:44,963
Sam's letting you make
tree-decorating decisions on your own?

259
00:09:45,093 --> 00:09:47,531
No, I have very detailed instructions.

260
00:09:47,661 --> 00:09:49,576
- Hilarious that she thinks he's joking.
- Hm.

261
00:09:49,707 --> 00:09:52,479
Hey, I don't think I ever
asked you about that time

262
00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:54,276
you got possessed by a ghost.

263
00:09:54,407 --> 00:09:55,756
Oh, uh, no, you didn't.

264
00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,410
No, Bela, you got to ease into it.

265
00:09:57,541 --> 00:09:59,151
Yeah, he's gonna see right through that.

266
00:09:59,281 --> 00:10:00,892
I mean, I joked about it.

267
00:10:01,022 --> 00:10:02,546
Victorian lady inside of you.

268
00:10:02,676 --> 00:10:04,243
Objectively funny.

269
00:10:04,373 --> 00:10:07,551
But it must've been weird
and probably a little scary.

270
00:10:07,681 --> 00:10:10,815
It was a little scary, thank you.

271
00:10:10,945 --> 00:10:12,425
Well, if you want someone to talk to,

272
00:10:12,556 --> 00:10:14,993
I'd love to hear how
you felt, and, you know,

273
00:10:15,123 --> 00:10:17,386
like, maybe a little bit
about how it happened.

274
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,345
That's very nice of you, Bela.

275
00:10:19,475 --> 00:10:22,000
Ooh, she knows just
what buttons to push.

276
00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:23,610
Well, I was standing right over there

277
00:10:23,741 --> 00:10:25,830
and I was trying to fix that sconce.

278
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,527
Where exactly?

279
00:10:27,658 --> 00:10:29,877
Oh, well... right here.

280
00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:31,923
And then, I was up on
a ladder, obviously.

281
00:10:32,053 --> 00:10:34,490
A ladder. Right. And
where do you keep that?

282
00:10:34,621 --> 00:10:37,058
No! Too close to the sun. Be cool, Bela.

283
00:10:37,189 --> 00:10:39,191
In the supply closet,
but why does that matter?

284
00:10:39,321 --> 00:10:41,715
Jay, I'm just trying to be here for you.

285
00:10:41,846 --> 00:10:44,283
I feel like you went through
this really traumatic thing

286
00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:45,850
and you can't even talk
to your friends about it.

287
00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,503
Must be so hard.

288
00:10:47,634 --> 00:10:49,593
It is. It is hard.

289
00:10:49,723 --> 00:10:52,421
- God, I'm so glad you're here, Bela.
- Oh.

290
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,640
She saved it.

291
00:10:53,771 --> 00:10:56,251
Hey, that's what family's for.

292
00:10:56,382 --> 00:10:58,863
Now, this supply closet...
is that on this floor?

293
00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:00,865
Hey, bud.

294
00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:02,431
Excited about the big day tomorrow?

295
00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:06,784
Yes. I'm sure my 280th Christmas

296
00:11:06,914 --> 00:11:08,873
will be my best one yet. Yippee.

297
00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:12,964
Um, look, about before...

298
00:11:13,094 --> 00:11:16,228
I get being nervous
about physical intimacy.

299
00:11:16,358 --> 00:11:18,534
I mean, heck, I'm no
Burt Reynolds myself.

300
00:11:18,665 --> 00:11:20,232
I don't know who that is, Pete.

301
00:11:20,362 --> 00:11:22,451
Cannonball Runstar,
married to Loni Anderson.

302
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:25,106
That clears everything up.

303
00:11:25,237 --> 00:11:27,326
Oh, it's just vexing, these nerves.

304
00:11:27,456 --> 00:11:29,328
I'm no neophyte.

305
00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:31,852
My Beatrice and I
locked lips many times.

306
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,245
Over a hundred.

307
00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:35,116
Yeah, but it's different this time.

308
00:11:35,247 --> 00:11:37,075
I mean, Nigel gives you those

309
00:11:37,205 --> 00:11:39,077
butterflies in your stomach, right?

310
00:11:39,207 --> 00:11:41,079
I mean, I suppose so.
I died of dysentery,

311
00:11:41,209 --> 00:11:42,471
so it's always sort
of gurgling down there.

312
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,169
But, yes, he does produce

313
00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:47,607
a certain flutter that
seems distinct from gas.

314
00:11:47,738 --> 00:11:51,045
And that is why it's gonna be
the best kiss you've ever had.

315
00:11:51,176 --> 00:11:55,571
You're saying that the fact
that I'm nervous is a good thing?

316
00:11:55,702 --> 00:11:56,877
It's a great thing.

317
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,836
You've waited so long.

318
00:11:58,966 --> 00:12:00,838
You deserve this, Isaac.

319
00:12:00,968 --> 00:12:02,927
You just have to get
out of your own way.

320
00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:05,277
Thank you, Pete.

321
00:12:05,407 --> 00:12:06,974
And I hope you don't give
up on kissing entirely,

322
00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:09,063
you know, after the face-palm incident.

323
00:12:09,194 --> 00:12:10,282
We don't need to keep bringing that up.

324
00:12:10,412 --> 00:12:12,336
It's in the past,
like it never happened.

325
00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:13,372
Oh, but it did happen.

326
00:12:13,502 --> 00:12:15,156
And it was chilling to witness.

327
00:12:15,352 --> 00:12:17,571
Well, I'm sorry you
had to go through that.

328
00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:20,052
Thank you.

329
00:12:20,183 --> 00:12:22,011
Hey, Bela.

330
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,534
I was, uh, just thinking

331
00:12:23,664 --> 00:12:25,188
it might be nice to have a fire tonight,

332
00:12:25,318 --> 00:12:27,581
so maybe you could go outside with Eric

333
00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:29,540
and watch him chop some firewood.

334
00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:31,977
Sam, are you trying to turn this weekend

335
00:12:32,108 --> 00:12:33,631
into a real-life Christmas movie?

336
00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:36,068
I don't know what you mean.

337
00:12:36,199 --> 00:12:37,809
Well, I don't want to get your hopes up,

338
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:41,726
but I think your very obvious
matchmaking might be working.

339
00:12:41,857 --> 00:12:44,424
I could see something
happening with me and Eric.

340
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,253
- Seriously?
- All I'm gonna say is

341
00:12:47,384 --> 00:12:50,387
this will definitely be
a Christmas to remember.

342
00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:52,084
Oh, my God. They always
say that in the movies.

343
00:12:52,215 --> 00:12:53,912
They alwayssay that.

344
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:56,828
Hey, guys. Uh, Sam, did
you leave a flannel shirt

345
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:58,047
and suspenders on my bed?

346
00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:00,832
Oh, uh, laundry mishap.

347
00:13:00,963 --> 00:13:02,181
They're Jay's. Anyway,

348
00:13:02,312 --> 00:13:04,227
I'm gonna go downstairs, but text me

349
00:13:04,357 --> 00:13:06,316
if you guys need
anything from the market.

350
00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:08,884
I am going to start a grocery list.Oh.

351
00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:11,887
Mead. Sam! You never have mead.

352
00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:13,714
You and small man drink, I watch.

353
00:13:13,845 --> 00:13:15,542
Very fun.

354
00:13:15,673 --> 00:13:17,327
Hey, Eric, sit down.

355
00:13:17,457 --> 00:13:19,242
There's something I want
to talk to you about.

356
00:13:19,372 --> 00:13:20,678
Is everything okay?

357
00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:22,158
You remember how I told you

358
00:13:22,288 --> 00:13:24,377
that I think this
house might be haunted?

359
00:13:24,508 --> 00:13:25,596
Yeah.

360
00:13:25,726 --> 00:13:27,032
Looks like she's getting started.

361
00:13:27,163 --> 00:13:28,381
Come on, Bela. Bring us home, baby.

362
00:13:28,512 --> 00:13:31,384
Well, the thing is... it is haunted.

363
00:13:31,515 --> 00:13:33,517
How-how do you know that it's haunted?

364
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,911
Okay, this is gonna sound
weird, so just go with me.

365
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,956
Okay. You know that finance bro
I was talking to for a while?

366
00:13:38,087 --> 00:13:39,828
Uh, uh, Trevor, right?

367
00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,612
Yeah. Well, the thing is,

368
00:13:41,742 --> 00:13:43,788
Trevor's a ghost.

369
00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:45,703
Like, he ghosted you?

370
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,966
No, like, he's dead,

371
00:13:48,097 --> 00:13:51,491
and he's an actual ghost,
and he haunts this house.

372
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,798
I'm sorry. You must think I'm crazy.

373
00:13:53,929 --> 00:13:56,627
You know, so, after my Pop Pop died,

374
00:13:56,757 --> 00:13:58,585
my Nana said that she
could still talk to him

375
00:13:58,716 --> 00:14:00,500
and nobody believed her.

376
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,372
But I did.

377
00:14:02,502 --> 00:14:04,809
So, no, I... I don't think you're crazy.

378
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,245
Just wait, bro.

379
00:14:06,376 --> 00:14:07,812
We're going way past Nana.

380
00:14:07,943 --> 00:14:11,642
It's just, I really like
Trevor, and he likes me.

381
00:14:11,772 --> 00:14:15,428
But I've never been able to
actually see him and touch him.

382
00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:18,127
This is it. Bottom of
the ninth, bases loaded.

383
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,519
I'm so invested. I'm so nervous.

384
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,173
Eric...

385
00:14:21,304 --> 00:14:23,001
would you let Trevor possess your body

386
00:14:23,132 --> 00:14:24,916
so that we can be
together? Just for a day.

387
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:26,657
Wow, boy.

388
00:14:26,787 --> 00:14:28,180
Uh, this is a lot.

389
00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:29,529
- Um...
- Yeah, I know, take your time.

390
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,792
Uh, okay, so, j-just
so I have all the facts,

391
00:14:31,923 --> 00:14:33,533
how would this even work?

392
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,188
Like, would I do a s�ance or something?

393
00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:37,886
No, you just electrocute yourself

394
00:14:38,016 --> 00:14:39,226
by touching exposed wiring

395
00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:41,063
and then your body gets
thrown back into the ghost.

396
00:14:41,193 --> 00:14:43,369
Yeah, I don't love that part.

397
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,068
It's-it's fine, Eric.
You don't have to do it.

398
00:14:47,112 --> 00:14:51,073
Look, cards on the
table... I really like you.

399
00:14:51,203 --> 00:14:54,511
And someday, I hope, maybe
we'll even end up together.

400
00:14:54,641 --> 00:14:56,861
But this whole Trevor thing... I can see

401
00:14:56,992 --> 00:14:59,124
this is something you need
to get out of your system.

402
00:14:59,255 --> 00:15:01,170
You need to sow your wild ghosts.

403
00:15:02,823 --> 00:15:06,044
So... I cannot believe that
I'm saying this... but...

404
00:15:06,175 --> 00:15:09,874
Bela, if this is what
you want for Christmas,

405
00:15:10,005 --> 00:15:12,007
I'm in.

406
00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:13,747
Yes!

407
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,967
Thank you, Eric. Thank
you, thank you, thank you!

408
00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:17,273
My pleasure.

409
00:15:17,403 --> 00:15:19,318
This guy is mentally ill but I love him!

410
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,631
Thank you for walking me
back to the mansion, Nigel.

411
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,849
It was a lovely evening.

412
00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:30,895
Oh, my.

413
00:15:31,026 --> 00:15:33,463
We find ourselves beneath the mistletoe.

414
00:15:33,593 --> 00:15:35,944
Indeed, we do.

415
00:15:36,074 --> 00:15:38,033
That most suggestive of greenery.

416
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:41,862
Well, we don't have to
follow tradition, Isaac.

417
00:15:41,993 --> 00:15:43,125
We can just say good night.

418
00:15:43,255 --> 00:15:45,605
No! Nonsense.

419
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,651
We've waited this long.

420
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,653
We should do this.

421
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,917
Well, i-if that's what you want.

422
00:16:00,055 --> 00:16:02,535
Why is your hand upon my face?

423
00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:05,103
I'm not sure.

424
00:16:05,234 --> 00:16:07,062
Could you remove it?

425
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,764
Terribly sorry.

426
00:16:13,894 --> 00:16:16,419
Just a... an unfortunate reflex.

427
00:16:16,549 --> 00:16:19,639
But a telling one.

428
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:23,295
I've been patient, Isaac,

429
00:16:23,426 --> 00:16:25,994
but it's clear to me you're
just not ready for this.

430
00:16:26,124 --> 00:16:29,867
I'm sorry to say, I
think our relationship,

431
00:16:29,998 --> 00:16:32,435
such that it is, should end.

432
00:16:33,765 --> 00:16:35,003
End?

433
00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:37,353
Wait. Don't leave like that.

434
00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:40,008
I have things to attend to in the shed.

435
00:16:40,138 --> 00:16:41,966
Well, I could give you a hand.

436
00:16:42,097 --> 00:16:44,012
I've had quite enough of
your hand for one night.

437
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,275
Happy Christmas.

438
00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:52,194
Come in.

439
00:16:52,324 --> 00:16:54,979
Hey, Merry Christmas Eve.

440
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,372
I just wanted to say good night.

441
00:16:56,502 --> 00:16:57,938
Aw, good night, Bela.

442
00:16:58,069 --> 00:16:59,679
Merry Christmas Eve to you, too.

443
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,290
We're so happy you're here.

444
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,640
Me too.

445
00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:05,642
So, you guys just gonna go to sleep?

446
00:17:05,771 --> 00:17:08,471
- Yeah.
- Cool, cool. Me too.

447
00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:10,342
Like, right now?

448
00:17:10,473 --> 00:17:11,473
Uh-huh.

449
00:17:11,604 --> 00:17:13,476
Okay, good night.

450
00:17:16,087 --> 00:17:19,089
I am so excited about her and Eric.

451
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:20,352
I don't want to get my hopes up,

452
00:17:20,482 --> 00:17:22,180
but she does seem different this trip.

453
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,790
Like, more together or something.

454
00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:25,401
I know, right?

455
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:28,056
I really think she's starting
to make good decisions.

456
00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:30,188
Okay, so Trevor, you stand right here,

457
00:17:30,319 --> 00:17:32,321
and when Eric gets electrocuted,
he'll fly back into you.

458
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:33,974
Stay close to the host body.

459
00:17:34,105 --> 00:17:36,238
I believe that was key to
my successful possession.

460
00:17:36,368 --> 00:17:38,936
- You good? Feeling loose?
- Oh, I got this.

461
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,292
- I got this.
- We're rooting for you, Trevor.

462
00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:42,070
It's very exciting.

463
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,594
Even I have never had
this kind of threesome.

464
00:17:44,724 --> 00:17:46,944
And if you should come
across any morphine, do it.

465
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:48,554
Let Eric handle the withdrawals.

466
00:17:48,685 --> 00:17:50,078
Now, when Trevor goes to sleep,

467
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,818
he is gonna put in my retainer, right?

468
00:17:51,949 --> 00:17:53,081
What's happening here?

469
00:17:53,211 --> 00:17:55,170
You said you were going to sleep.

470
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,303
I was putting out milk
and cookies for Santa.

471
00:17:58,434 --> 00:18:00,262
Why is Eric up the ladder?

472
00:18:00,392 --> 00:18:01,437
Uh...

473
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:03,308
Oh, my God.

474
00:18:03,439 --> 00:18:05,310
You're trying to get Eric
possessed by Trevor, aren't you?

475
00:18:05,441 --> 00:18:09,358
Hey, babe, look, I know the
snickerdoodles are for Santa, but

476
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,838
could I just have one?
What's going on here?

477
00:18:11,969 --> 00:18:14,450
Nothing. Bela's trying to
get Eric possessed by Trevor.

478
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:15,973
Don't be a rat, Sam.

479
00:18:16,104 --> 00:18:17,235
Is that why you asked me

480
00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:18,367
about getting possessed by Hetty?

481
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:21,457
You didn't care about my feelings.

482
00:18:21,587 --> 00:18:23,807
- Both things can be true, Jay.
- Wait. You got possessed?

483
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:24,938
How could you, Bela?

484
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:26,290
Did the electrocution part hurt?

485
00:18:26,295 --> 00:18:29,029
Because that's the part that
I'm sort of very concerned about.

486
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,821
We're not going through with this, Eric.

487
00:18:30,951 --> 00:18:32,562
That's not your call, Jay.

488
00:18:32,692 --> 00:18:35,086
- Trevor, Eric and I are three consenting adults.
- What?

489
00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:37,436
This is epically bad,
even for you, Bela.

490
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:38,611
What's that supposed to mean?

491
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,917
Well, it's just one weird,

492
00:18:40,048 --> 00:18:42,311
bad relationship after the next.

493
00:18:42,441 --> 00:18:43,747
Oh, I'm sorry, Jay.

494
00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:45,183
Not all of us can have perfect marriages

495
00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:46,445
and a house that smells like cinnamon.

496
00:18:46,576 --> 00:18:48,012
She puts little sticks
in the heating ducts.

497
00:18:48,143 --> 00:18:50,841
At first I deemed it overkill
but now I find it quite pleasant.

498
00:18:50,971 --> 00:18:53,365
I'm not asking you to
have a perfect marriage.

499
00:18:53,496 --> 00:18:58,675
I'm asking you not to sleep with
a ghost on Christmas in my house!

500
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,807
You know what? I don't need this.

501
00:19:00,938 --> 00:19:02,635
Trevor, I'm sorry it didn't work out,

502
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,116
and I'm sorry you have
to haunt a house with such

503
00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:07,162
a judgmental jerk. I'm going to bed.

504
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,904
So, Christmas morning,

505
00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:13,385
are you guys like an "everyone
takes turns opening presents"

506
00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:15,387
kind of family, or is it more
of a free-for-all situation?

507
00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:18,216
- Go to bed, Eric.
- Absolutely. Merry Christmas.

508
00:19:18,347 --> 00:19:21,698
This is so unfair. I was so close.

509
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,135
Don't you start, Trevor.
You ruined Christmas.

510
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,355
And you ruined the
seventh night of Hannukah.

511
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,706
- We all told him it was a bad idea.
- Yeah.

512
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,969
- We really did.
- Mm-hmm. He wouldn't listen to us.

513
00:19:38,062 --> 00:19:40,282
Morning, Thor. Merry Christmas.

514
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,762
Yeah.

515
00:19:42,893 --> 00:19:46,636
So, hideous decorations
come down tomorrow?

516
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:48,986
Most people like to leave
it till after New Year's,

517
00:19:49,117 --> 00:19:51,423
but I go all the way
up to Groundhog Day.

518
00:19:51,554 --> 00:19:53,425
Yeah.

519
00:19:53,556 --> 00:19:55,558
What happen to light?

520
00:19:55,688 --> 00:19:58,169
Oh, it's kind of a long story.

521
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,389
I'd rather not think
about it on Christmas.

522
00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:02,391
I should screw that back on, though.

523
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,225
Careful.

524
00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:12,401
Aah!

525
00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:18,494
What happen?

526
00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:21,410
Why hands so small and clean?

527
00:20:23,499 --> 00:20:25,892
Merry Christmas, Sam!

528
00:20:26,023 --> 00:20:30,114
We can't give you much,
but we can give you this.

529
00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:35,293
? Silent night, holy... ?

530
00:20:35,424 --> 00:20:36,990
No! Hate this song!

531
00:20:38,557 --> 00:20:41,865
I told y'all we should've
went with "White Christmas".

532
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:48,000
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